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A Robot Dedicated To BJ’s

NSFW: Meet The Robot Designed To Perform Blow Jobs On You

It’s amazing what technology can do nowadays, especially for the sex toy industry. There’s a sex doll with a “brain”, a $15,000 dildo, and now there’s a robot purposed to give you pleasurable fellatio.

The curious engineer behind Arlan Robotics has invented ‘Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0’—the “first” droid to mimic the intimate feel of human oral interaction.

The anonymous creator saw a lack of realistic robotics in the adult toy industry and wanted to create some love machines of his own. “I was fascinated with the idea of a robotic partner and how its physical presence would affect you when it became intimate. The results were so compelling from my early prototypes I was instantly hooked on the challenge of seeing this project to fruition.”

holy shit man, are you freak’n kidding me?! somebody actually spent the time and money to create a robot chick dedicated to giving blowjobs?!

not sure whether to cry or laugh.

#chuckle  #blink

Video Game WTF?

Overwatch Racist Tirade

Overwatch Pro’s Racist Tirade Ends His Career

Most pros’ careers end in injury, deteriorating mechanical skill, or just when their interest in competing runs dry. Toronto Esports’ Matt “Dellor” Vaughn opted for a different end: A very long, very public stream of racial slurs during an Overwatch game.

Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult, was playing a ranked match in Overwatch. His opponent’s Widowmaker was making a few too many accurate shots, and Vaugn took umbrage. His response was to yell the N-word into his microphone using the game’s voice chat system, as the rest of his team listened on.

daaaaaaaaaaamn… and this is one of the reasons why i don’t play as much online as i used to… for awhile there it just felt like the constant barrage of 12 year old dropping the N word was just getting too much — talk about stupid shit getting old real quick.

anywho, this guy deserved to be fired and from the sound of it, doesn’t really think he said or did anything wrong… hence his excuses about being “tired” and whatnot.

#geeeesh  #douchebag


The Expanse, Cancelled? Noooooo!!!!!!!!

Only You Can Stop ‘The Expanse’ From Becoming the Next Canceled Sci-Fi Classic

SYFY’S EPIC SPACE show The Expanse is a smash hit among science fiction fans, drawing praise from websites like io9 and Ars Technica and from celebrities like Adam Savage. Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy host David Barr Kirtley also loves the show.

“This is my favorite show on TV,” Kirtley says in Episode 248 of the Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy podcast. “This is the most serious science fiction TV show—in terms of what hardcore science fiction fans would want in a TV show—that I’ve seen in a long time, possibly ever.”

But while the show is widely praised in many corners, it has yet to attract a wider audience. John J. Joex, who tracks the ratings of various shows over at Cancelled Sci Fi, says that The Expanse looks like a show headed for cancellation.

“The ratings started out decent and then really dropped off,” he says. “And I know this is an expensive series to produce, so I was really getting kind of nervous about it.”

Syfy recently renewed The Expanse for a third season, but a fourth season seems unlikely if the ratings don’t improve. Science fiction editor John Joseph Adams watches every episode of The Expanse, and he’s annoyed that he isn’t being counted by the Nielsen ratings.

“It’s pretty frustrating to hear that all of the viewing that I’ve done, none of that counts for anything as far as the networks are concerned,” he says.

holy shit, i really really hope they’re not actually thinking about cancelling the show… didn’t even know the ratings were “low”, which surprises the hell outta me because it’s soooooooo fucking good! it’s one of the few tv shows that i actually watch and really dig.

fuck man.

#depressed  #wtf

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Provacative ‘Degrading’ Ads

People Call Out Provocative YSL Ads For Being ‘Degrading’, Want Them Gone

In one of its latest campaigns in France, YSL features the print of a reclining lady, clad in tight fishnet stockings with her legs spread open. In another, a model dressed in a leotard and roller skates is bent over a stool with her face pressed against the seat.

Both visuals have been described as “degrading” and “sexist”. Twitter users called for the prints to be taken down via hashtag ‘#YSLRetireTaPubDegradante’, translated to read ‘#YSLRemoveYourDegradingAd’.

to be honest, i don’t really understand how these are super “degrading” or anything, especially with this coming out of france of all places?!! c’mon man… talk about feel’n a bit contrived, especially with this fake “outcry” coming out on womens day yesterday… ummm, yeah. okay.


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Wikileaks vs. CIA

WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents

WASHINGTON — In what appears to be the largest leak of C.I.A documents in history, WikiLeaks released on Tuesday thousands of pages describing sophisticated software tools and techniques used by the agency to break into smartphones, computers and even Internet-connected televisions.

The documents amount to a detailed, highly technical catalog of tools. They include instructions for compromising a wide range of common computer tools for use in spying: the online calling service Skype; Wi-Fi networks; documents in PDF format; and even commercial antivirus programs of the kind used by millions of people to protect their computers.

A program called Wrecking Crew explains how to crash a targeted computer, and another tells how to steal passwords using the autocomplete function on Internet Explorer. Other programs were called CrunchyLimeSkies, ElderPiggy, AngerQuake and McNugget.

The document dump was the latest coup for the antisecrecy organization and a serious blow to the C.I.A., which uses its hacking abilities to carry out espionage against foreign targets.

The initial release, which WikiLeaks said was only the first installment in a larger collection of secret C.I.A. material, included 7,818 web pages with 943 attachments, many of them partly redacted by WikiLeaks editors to avoid disclosing the actual code for cyberweapons. The entire archive of C.I.A. material consists of several hundred million lines of computer code, the group claimed.

In one revelation that may especially trouble the tech world if confirmed, WikiLeaks said that the C.I.A. and allied intelligence services have managed to compromise both Apple and Android smartphones, allowing their officers to bypass the encryption on popular services such as Signal, WhatsApp and Telegram. According to WikiLeaks, government hackers can penetrate smartphones and collect “audio and message traffic before encryption is applied.” Continue…

sometimes it seems like you can see, or maybe even appreciate what wikileaks is doing… maybe… or at least you can understand the idea and thinking behind it… but then they turn around and do something like this, and i really really find it hard to be okay with them — this is simply fucked up on many levels, and i truly hope that the FBI has a fire under their collective asses to find out who exactly is responsible for this “leak” and how the fuck wikileaks got a hold of it… all governments do this shit, but having specifics like this released in such detail really is a gigantic dickpunch.

fuck man.

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MSNBC: Our Job Is To Control What People Think

Brzezinski: ‘Our Job’ Is to Control ‘Exactly What People Think’

Controlling “exactly what people think” is the job of the media, MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski boldly declared Wednesday morning.

While discussing President Trump’s entreaties to the American people to remain skeptical of the press, Bzezinski worried that if the economy turns south, Americans may end up trusting him over the media.

“And it could be that while unemployment and the economy worsens, he could have undermined the messaging so much that he can actually control exactly what people think,” Brzezinski said. “And that, that is our job.”

SCARBOROUGH: “Exactly. That is exactly what I hear. What Yamiche said is what I hear from all the Trump supporters that I talk to who were Trump voters and are still Trump supporters. They go, ‘Yeah you guys are going crazy. He’s doing — what are you so surprised about? He is doing exactly what he said he is going to do.'”

BRZEZINSKI: “Well, I think that the dangerous, you know, edges here are that he is trying to undermine the media and trying to make up his own facts. And it could be that while unemployment and the economy worsens, he could have undermined the messaging so much that he can actually control exactly what people think. And that, that is our job.”

The comment failed to raise any eyebrows from her co-panelists. Instead, her co-host, Joe Scarborough, said that Trump’s media antagonism puts him on par with Mussolini and Lenin.

SCARBOROUGH: “It’s the — it’s the ground noise that he is throwing out there also, whether he is questioning, Mark, the legitimacy of federal judges to do what they have done since Marbury v. Madison. It’s when he says the media is the, quote –“


SCARBOROUGH: “– ‘enemy of the people’, where he sounds like Mussolini or Lenin which obviously causes concern that phrase right there makes him sound more like a dictator in training, when he sends Stephen Miller out and says, basically the president has absolute power, he shall not be questioned.”

Scarborough also accused Trump’s base of having a “blind spot” on the issue of illegal immigration.

speaking of information warfare and fake news… at least for a brief moment, she was completely honest.



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A Sad & Depressing Valentine’s Evening

i spent lastnight at the hospital with my dad… he went to a doctor’s appointment yesterday afternoon, and from there was rushed over to mary washington hospital… as soon as my sister told me about it, i jumped in the car and drove down.

my dad’s been going to his doctor(s) a lot lately, trying to find out what was going on with his neck… it’s been bowing down further and further the last couple months to the point where his chin is now almost on his chest… so they’re going to do some neck surgery to try and fix that, which is why he was later transferred up to george washington hospital late last night.

while i was there, he also had a lawyer come by, because he wanted to update his Will… intellectually i understood why he might want to go ahead and do that, but lemme tell ya… really kinda hit me in the gut.

on top of all this, they then tell me that my dad has bone cancer.


both my sisters were there at the hospital by this point, and they both started crying… his wife broke down pretty hard… and i was trying like hell to keep my shit together and be strong for everybody else — wasn’t easy.

not sure if he’s getting the neck surgery done today or what, i’m still waiting to hear what exactly is going on… but i’ll be going up to visit and spend time with my dad either way, since the last thing i want is for him to be sitting up there in a room all by himself right before something like this… took the next few days off, and by boss was totally understanding, which i appreciated.

sorry man, i usually don’t drop personal stuff like this… but damn, after losing my mom a few years back… and now this?!?

so yeah, rough night… and to be honest, it’ll probably get a lot rougher over the next couple weeks… so say a prayer, mang.

#shock  #surreal  #sad  #depressed

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Hack The Hotel… Room?!

Hackers use ransomware to target hotel guests’ door locks

A bunch of hackers spoiled several travelers’ trip to the Alps last week when the group used ransomware to attempt to lock guests of the Romantik Seehotel Jägerwir luxury hotel out of their rooms by hijacking the central key management system.

According to English-language European news outlet The Local, people staying at the Austrian hotel couldn’t use their key cards to enter their rooms; it was also not possible to program new key cards. The establishment’s reservation system and the cash desk system were also taken down by the hackers.

All that for a ransom of just 1,500 EUR ($1,605) in Bitcoin. The hotel said it had no choice but to pay up and resolve the issue quickly.

Once it transferred the money, all systems were back up again. However, the hotel reported that the hackers had left a backdoor to allow themselves into its systems again.

Thankfully, Romantik Seehotel Jägerwir was quick to act: They not only replaced their existing systems, but also delinked some computers to avoid essential services going down in case of a future attack.

And so begin the ransomware nightmares of 2017. Last year was terrible enough: A hospital in Hollywood had its patient records locked up and received a demand of $17,000 from its attackers, and a Canadian university coughed up $20,000 to regain access to their hacked network.

seriously… fucking hackers, i swear.


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‘Fat’ Is Now Racist.

‘Fat Activists’ Say Stigma Against Unhealthy Living is Racist

Making fun of someone for their weight isn’t nice, but it’s the farthest thing from racism. The intersectional minds (who clearly have their wires crossed) at a popular feminist website have, however, found a way to tie these things together.

The site that brought us the argument that “smaller fat” people are crowding fat acceptance spaces now argues that fat stigma is racism. Writing for the site, Caleb Luna says that being visibly obese made him feel unwelcome a party centered around “queer people of color” because despite being non-white.

“Even though there were no white folks present, it was still apparent that those who looked whitest were still the in-crowd,” he wrote. “It was still the light-skinned ones, the thin folks, the masculine people, the ones without any visible disabilities.”

So clearly, his lack of popularity was the result of both racism and sexism.

is it just me, or does it seem like everything has become “racist” the last few years? feel like people need to take a deep breath and chill on all this hyper-sensitivity… can see the point, but “racist”?

c’mon man.

News WTF?

Students Against Plato Because He’s White

University students demand philosophers such as Plato and Kant are removed from syllabus because they are white

They are the said to be the founding fathers of Western philosophy, whose ideas underpin civilised society.

But students at a prestigious London university are demanding that figures such as Plato, Descartes and Immanuel Kant should be largely dropped from the curriculum because they are white.

School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS)’s student union is insisting that when studying philosophy “the majority of philosophers on our courses” should be from Africa and Asia.

are you shitting me..?! seriously?

this one should definitely be thrown in the “WTF” bin, but somehow that just seems too easy… geeeesh.

#dipshits  #asshats

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The Kissenger

You Can Now Send ‘Kisses’ Through Your Phone

Long-distance relationships are hard, everyone knows that. Now, thanks to a new gadget that connects to your iPhone and allows you to send your kiss to another person, they’re disgusting too!

An article on Mashable heralds the arrival of The Kissenger, a ‘kiss messenger’ that replicates your kiss for you, then transmits it to a paired device, presumably one being held by your loved one and not some rando you’re hitting up on Plenty of Fish.

The thing is basically a dock you sit your phone in, with a silicone pad on it that you press your lips into. The pressure you exert is transmitted to the pad on the other end, so when it’s held up to a cheek or lips (or, I suppose, any other part of your body you want to mash your phone onto?), it replicates the pressure sensation back to the recipient’s designated body part. Finally, true intimacy! If only a little bit creepy-as-FUCK.

at first i was like “dude, wtf?!”… but then again, this certainly seems like something that would come out of japan, so no big surprise there… also, i wouldn’t be surprised of if they come out with some personalized emojii’s or something.

still think it’s kinda creepy as hell, though.

#blink  #wtf

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College Professor Calls Trump Election An ‘Act of Terrorism’

College instructor tells students that Trump’s election was an ‘act of terrorism’

Like many Americans, Olga Perez Stable Cox has strong feelings about the outcome of this year’s presidential election.

Unlike many Americans, her job offers the convenience of a captive audience with whom she can share those feelings.

Cox, a professor at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, Calif., did exactly that days after the election while standing in front of her students in a class – unleashing a multi-minute, hyperbole-filled harangue in which she called Donald Trump’s election an “act of terrorism,” referred to the president-elect as a “white supremacist” and said “we have been assaulted.”

man, this is exactly the kind of shit i can’t stand… and why the majority of these college professors get such a bad rap — are you a rabid activist, or an educator? does she go home feeling better about herself after spewing all this shit, and her personal views, on a bunch of kids who are paying money to be there to learn?

yeah, she probably does.

#ugh  #disgusted

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Yay Socialism!

Yay Socialism! Venezuela Seizes Christmas Toys, Punishes Dissidents With Hunger

Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like receiving a toy that the government seized from toy companies trying to turn a profit in an economy wrecked by socialism. Venezuela yet again is a cautionary tale about why a centrally planned economy will always lead to disastrous results.

“Venezuelan authorities have arrested two toy company executives and seized almost four million toys, which they say they will distribute to the poor. Officials accused the company of hoarding toys and hiking prices in the run-up to Christmas.”

We don’t need no stinking law of supply and demand!

saw something about this on twitter over the weekend, and almost couldn’t believe that the venezuelan government would actually seize millions of toys right before the holidays… wow, that’s pretty fucking low.


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AirPod Straps?!

you mean like regular fucking headphones?!?


Video WTF?

3 Cheeky Whippets

OMG, i’d probably either want to kill them or take them straight to the pound… g’lord mang.

oh, and “cheeky whippets”?!? only the brits… lol

#blink  #wtf

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Being White Is Racist

‘To be white is to be racist, period’: H.S. teacher’s classroom message exposed by angry student

An Oklahoma high school student became disturbed at what she was seeing and hearing during a recent class, so she pulled out her cellphone and started recording.

The teacher of the elective philosophy class at Norman North High School was heard on the recording saying “to be white is to be racist, period.”

“Am I racist?” the teacher was also heard asking the class. “And, I say ‘Yeah.’ I don’t want to be. It’s not like I choose to be racist, but do I do things because of the way I was raised?”

The student who made the recording spoke to KFOR-TV; her face was obscured and her voice was altered to protect her identity. “Half of my family is Hispanic,” she told the station, “so I just felt like, you know, him calling me racist just because I’m white … I mean, where’s your proof in that?”

She added: “I felt like he was encouraging people to kind of pick on people for being white.”

Her cellphone also caught a video being shown to students depicting an actor brushing white-out across countries on a globe and then writing a new name over the white space.

“So he was basically comparing what he’d done to the globe to what we did to America,” the student told KFOR regarding the clip that focused on Native Americans.

“Why is it OK to demonize one race to children that you are supposed to be teaching a curriculum to?” asked the student’s father, whose face also was hidden and voice also was changed.

yup, this is the kind of shit our kids are learning in school… i mean seriously, what the fuck? really does sound like this teacher just came out of some chinese or soviet era re-education camp, and his line of thinking / reasoning is just plain whack… might as well keep rolling with it — all blacks are murders, thieves, and crackheads… italians are all mafia thugs… all irish are drunk alcoholics… all muslims are terrorists… germans are all nazis, etc etc etc.

#unbelievable  #ugh

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UFO Expert Found Dead

UFO expert found dead after ‘vomiting black liquid’

A conspiracy theorist has been found dead in Poland — just days after he texted his mom instructing her to “investigate” should anything happen to him.

Max Spiers, a 39-year-old father of two, was found dead on a sofa in Poland, where he had gone to give a talk about conspiracy theories and UFOs.

He was ruled to have died from natural causes despite no post-mortem examination being carried out on his body.

But his dark investigations into UFOs and government coverups may have made him enemies who wanted him dead, says mother Vanessa Bates, 63.

whoa… seriously, wtf?!

that’s like straight outta of the x-files, y’know?


(hat tip: houser)

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Man Loses His Penis

Man Gets Penis Stuck In Plastic Bottle, Doctors Forced To Cut Off His Penis

There’s nobody more creative than a lonely guy who’s looking to get his rocks off, but as one man painfully learned, there are good ways and there are horrifyingly bad ways to do so. This unfortunate soul decided to stick his manhood into a plastic bottle as part of his self-pleasure ritual, but he ended up getting his penis stuck inside for four days – until it had to get amputated altogether.

The 50-year-old man was apparently not having any luck wooing an intimate partner, so instead, he was enticed by the curves of a plastic water bottle. He quickly realized that something was wrong when he could not remove his penis from the vice grip of his new lover, but he was too embarrassed to seek help.

For nearly a week, the fap trap caused his penis to undergo necrosis by cutting off the supply of blood to his member and leaving its cells to starve to death. The man finally went to the hospital when his penis had turned black and begun to decompose. The damage was done and his doctor made the devastating decision to remove his penis entirely.

O.. M.. G……!

holy shit man, i can’t even imagine it… losing my dick because it got stuck in a plastic fucking bottle?!

“unfortunate soul” indeed.

#cringe  #wince

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Marissa Mayer Hates Men

Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer led illegal purge of male employees, lawsuit charges

A prominent local media executive fired from Yahoo last year has filed a lawsuit accusing CEO Marissa Mayer of leading a campaign to purge male employees.

“Mayer encouraged and fostered the use of (an employee performance-rating system) to accommodate management’s subjective biases and personal opinions, to the detriment of Yahoo’s male employees,” said the suit by Scott Ard filed this week in federal district court in San Jose.

Ard, who worked for Yahoo for 3 ½ years until January 2015, is now editor-in-chief of the Silicon Valley Business Journal. His lawsuit also claims that Yahoo illegally fired large numbers of workers ousted under a performance-rating system imposed by Mayer. That allegation was not tied to gender.

Yahoo spokeswoman Carolyn Clark said Yahoo couldn’t comment on pending litigation, but she defended the company’s performance-review process, which she said was guided by “fairness.”

well damn, ain’t that some shit?!

#wow  #wft

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Facebook’s Sneaky Plan Is Scary As Hell

Facebook’s Sneaky Plan to Rule Over America’s Internet Is Scary as Hell

In recent months, Facebook has been secretly meeting with White House officials and wireless carriers about launching its controversial Free Basics program in the United States. The idea of this actually happening isn’t just bad. It’s terrifying.

News of these meetings comes from a Washington Post report that cites unnamed sources who say that Facebook is trying to finagle a way to move forward with its plan without pissing off regulators. This seems understandable, since the Federal Communications Commission has already started investigating what it can do about zero-rating programs like Free Basics. “Zero-rating” essentially amounts to a net neutrality nightmare. The tactic allows some internet companies to avoid data caps by playing nice with wireless carriers and offering basic services for free.

speaking of ISPs and the internet in general, what the shit..?! feel like this one’s been under the radar for quite awhile… i just spent the last 20 minutes reading up about it, and yeah… talk about yet another reason to delete my damn facebook account and never go back, right?

as the years go by, the more i tend to dislike facebook.

Judge allows a lawsuit to be served by tweet

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